THE BEGINNING:
THE TROGLODYTE SURVIVOR IS CLIMBING OUT OF THE COAL MINE
The troglodyte has survived four months of bone breaks and has been let out to be about! Her splotch streak has caused her car great anxiety; “Where is she, when is she going to drive me? I’ve been sending her smoke signals, AI mental images——all for naught!”
Magically, the troglodyte appears: “Oh No!”
Bottomless Sadness: My older, elderly, ancient car will not turn on. “IT” had not survived almost four months of sitting forlornly on a street desperately hoping anyone, someone, would open its door, press the gas pedal and zoom into the byways and onto the freeways. Hence, the smoke signals!
The troglodyte presses the key for that joyful first drive. She has been dreaming and plotting of a new freeway life. You guessed it. Zero, Zilch, Zippo! She keeps pressing a few hundred times more. Nothing happens, but a sore finger.
THE CELL PHONE
My cell phone and I are on two different orbits with my unparalleled technique——in other words, I have zero confidence, but I dial Triple A. When John arrives his answer breaks my heart. He shall “return” unless/until a bona fide mechanic analyses and repairs its problems. Spending the next twenty-four hours of lamentation has led to a still “dead” car.
24 HOURS LATER
Armed with my tin-lizzie walker with only two wheels because it is light and I can ploddingly fold it to stash in the backseat of my car. (My Tesla walker, slick with four wheels, a seat and storage space is too heavy for me to lift and crimp together by myself).
So, it’s the tin” Model A Jalopy” walker, my purse, a book and my cell phone as I move outside and dial Triple A. Hmm. Long wait ensues, drivers are stranded on freeways and take precedence. I am reading a good mystery, so 45 minutes pass. John, from Triple A arrives. He restarts my grateful car. The mechanic is not close, I get lost;
It’s early Saturday afternoon and his workplace is tucked behind a building on the busy 101 CA Highway. He closes at 3 o’clock. I enter his office, say “Hello”, and smile my friendliest smile. He does not look up from his desk. Silence! I offer my earnest story. It seems to float into space as he continues to write and tell me he has to get his paperwork done before closing, also never looking up. I, on the other hand am in the middle of nowhere with a car that will probably not ever start again. I throw in that I am ninety and could he at least, please, look at my car. The heavens open, he looks up and then gets up. Delirious with joy, I clatter behind him as we make our way to my car.
The next blow, he’s way too busy to work on my car, announcing it’s my electric system. (Dollar signs images descend in vast bundles.) I will not budge even if I have to spend the weekend in his tiny office with about an inch of space for two nights. It is not warm and friendly.
THE VERDICT
An alternative question! “Could I please leave my car to be worked on, on Monday?” “YES!” I think the tin walker, the big purse, the hefty book and my hand holding the cell phone finally got to him. I refrained from my tendency to hug people.
THE CELL PHONE
Oh, for the long ago days when you could actually speak to a human body with a voice who you could understand and who wanted to speak back to you. After calling Lyft, hitting numerous silent buttons, I said good by to my new and cherished friend/mechanic. It was a moment of blood, sweat, and tears as my walker bucked and banged forward on the blacktop while I one handedly approached the highway.
CLARIFICATION
I didn’t mention the broken, cracked surfaces of the blacktop where there was not one foot of smooth surface on this long expanse to get to and from his office to my highway perch and Lyft. I could only clumsily try to guide my walker with one hand. I became the one-handed “walker driver”.
THE DIGITAL WORLD Picture an older, elder, ancient woman standing on a highway that resembled the Indianapolis 500 Speedway holding on to a tin walker, a hefty book, a large purse and a cell phone on a windy afternoon who almost keeps dropping her hefty book. This was hard and it got even harder when Lyft did not arrive, texting me, that I had not put in the correct address and was being charged $6.50. In turn, I had been texting Lyft for over twenty-three minutes about my plight of standing alone on the speedway. The digital world abandoned me.
The day got even longer. There was more waiting, more story, BUT, then came, a storybook ending. On Monday, I delightedly said good-by to my my new best friend/mechanic and drove my car home.
I am still learning, still surviving and still know life is worthwhile. Supporting each other makes it more worthwhile.
AN EVENTUALITY
A “way back” occurred when an artist contacted me and asked me to write a poem for a painting he was using for that year’s Christmas Card. I expected something along the line of a Christmas tree, a Santa or a snow scene, not a sensitive desert scene. I did not expect serenity! Wishing to respect/reflect that quietness of his harmonious painting, it was an honor and a privilege to hopefully embody his artwork.
THE FUTURE
It is a privilege to share my granddaughter’s clear-sighted, perceptive writing as she explores and crafts her teenage world.
Master W.W.S sends you a message…………….
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CELEBRATE LIFE!!!
SY’S SALIENT POINTS! My comments in regard to my dutiful “tin walker”are meant to evoke some whimsical or genial humor. It is a beneficial and adjunct addition to my balance at this time. It has value and is an investment!
Huge thanks for visiting my blog! I value your comments.
*Jane Seabrook: A New Zealand illustrator and designer known for her exquisitely detailed watercolor paintings depicting animals caught up in the joy and drudgery of life sharing her rich sense of humor.
**W.W.S. is three months old.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOR YOUR SENIOR YEAR, DARLING BLAIRE!